Chuck Norris Facts#2

See spot. See spot run. See spot get round house kicked in the face by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"

Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty

Chuck Norris doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris does not kick ass and take names. In fact, Chuck Norris kicks ass and assigns the corpse a number. It is currently recorded to be in the billions.

They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.

A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.

Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

Chuck Norris successfully separated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face.

The wind of Chuck Norris’s round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away

When Chuck Norris found this web-site while surfing the internet, he round house kicked his computer...10 new facts were added instantly.including this one

Chuck Norris can kick start a car.

Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.

As seen in Sidekicks, Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.

Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.